Avery Hill Bedtime Stories"

Avery Hill Bedtime Stories

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How The Stain Got In The Royal Carpet
the Flea and the Elephant: a fable

Jumpin' Jehosephat ... its el Chupacabre!
a somewhat frightful but entertaining bedtime story

Tyrannosaurus Toad
a bedtime story sure to compound your little one's anxieties

A Not So Good Story
a macabre tale geared to the older reader

Tales For The Holidays

Little Red and the TROLL in the Woods
a scary parody of little red riding hood just in time for halloween

Once Upon A Christmas
two children save yet another christmas

Why Christmas Doesn't Come To Highnote
santa runs into a bit of trouble in the creek bottoms

A Thanksgiving Fable
A traditional Thanksgiving on the ol homestead [with a twist]

A Morally inadequate Fable
Can anything be learned from a Troll

Trick Or Treat: Smell My Feet
Troll returns for another Halloween

Scaredy Cat
Our Halloween TROLL loses his nerve

Little Bo Peep and the TROLL on the Street
a TROLL gets his uppance on Halloween

All Hallows Eve
a woodsman discovers the joy of giving

Tales of Mischief and Mahem

Hector The Hound
a tale of loyalty

The Rhinosaurus Hog
a timid piglet survives the dinosaur age

UH OH The Caveman
look out! here he comes

The Golden Rule
snips, snails and puppy dogs tails

The Black Cat
"Meeow! Hack! Cough! Snort! Meeow!"
The evil cat from Hades

My Bestest Friend ... MEEOW!
scaaary!!! not all black cats are evil you know

Sebato The Cat
the cat invited in from the cold

Froggy Wog
the story of a hungry monster
One-O-One-O
ONE-O-ONE-O the polecat saves the day

Ten Little Indians
ten little campers spend a frightful night in the deep dark woods

The Moo Cow Conspiracy
yet another mystery is solved

Andrew And The Goblins
little clay escapes the goblins

Rusty And The Goblins
little rusty makes a stand

Thump! Thump!
the monster under the bed

Story Of The Swamp Bear
three fisherman and a bear

Go Fetch The Door
the tale of a stubborn married couple

More Beddy Time Tales

A Poe-ish Tale of Terror
A gripping tale that Poe himself might have penned from the Grave

A Cautionary Tale
the TROLL brothers bite off more than they can chew

A Modern Tragedy
maybe not what you'd expect

An Invitation to the Hunt
i have a bad feeling about this

The Sandman
a beddytime poem

The Living Daylights
a group of magpies become overly curious

Is That You Mommy?
not for the timid - this opossum eats everybody

Bull Durham
little louie faces his fears

Pooh's Misadventure In Limerick Land
a whimsical tale of friends in limerick land

Pooh's Escape From Limerick Land
a continuation of pooh's adventure in limerick land

An Interlude
poem on solitude

Rapunzel, Let Down Your hair
A grim tale [with PG content]

What The H?! by: Will Halstead
A scary sci-fi written for english class. Not for little kids.

Short Prose for Easy reading

the bone collector . . . . . oegyreva

mind ye, jes' what are you doin? . . . . . oegyreva

brothers grimm . . . . . oegyreva

oh the injustice . . . . . oegyreva

troll . . . . . oegyreva

troll food . . . . . oegyreva

gods and poets . . . . . oegyreva

where inspiration lies . . . . . oegyreva

bite my tongue . . . . . oegyreva

visibility zero . . . . . oegyreva

braggart . . . . . oegyreva

facing the tide . . . . . oegyreva

what if . . . . . oegyreva

mistress mine . . . . . oegyreva

amid this industry . . . . . oegyreva

ah to dream . . . . . oegyreva

oh captain, my father . . . . . oegyreva

Bump And Grind . . . . . oegyreva

We Are Brothers . . . . . oegyreva

The Tempest . . . . . oegyreva

The Primordial Ooze . . . . . oegyreva

Give It Time . . . . . oegyreva

The Dragon Fish I . . . . . oegyreva

The Dragon Fish II . . . . . oegyreva

Lochinvar . . . . . oegyreva

Dragons Breath . . . . . oegyreva

The 5 PM Train . . . . . oegyreva

The Charm of an Old Sofa . . . . . oegyreva

I Bleed Pathos . . . . . oegyreva

Skipper Of The Garbage Scow . . . . . oegyreva

Hi Neighbor . . . . . oegyreva

Idle Thoughts . . . . . oegyreva

Originality . . . . . oegyreva

These Hollow Hills . . . . . oegyreva

Will You Miss Me When I'm Gone? . . . . . oegyreva

Don't Beckon Me . . . . . oegyreva

Whisp'ring . . . . . oegyreva

To Elaine . . . . . oegyreva

To Mamie . . . . . oegyreva

The Lonely Poet . . . . . oegyreva

Norse Wind . . . . . oegyreva

Awaken The Muse . . . . . oegyreva

Miscellaneous Goodies

Childhood Nursery Rhymes
collection of well known nursery rhymes

Lullabies
a scrapbook of lullabies

Enjoyable Variations of Fairy Tales

The Politically Correct Version of Little Red Riding Hood
anonymous

Little Red Riding Hood - A Politically Correct Fairy Tale
originally appeared in "Comic Relief" April, 1993
by Jim Garner

Law Enforcement meets Little Red Riding Hood
anonymous

The Story of Hood, Riding, Little Red as told by the Military
anonymous

The Truth about Little Red Riding Hood
anonymous

GOLDILOCKS: The Yuppie Ending
anonymous

Three Little Pigs (Politically Correct Version)
anonymous

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